05:00 DERREN BROWN: TRICK OR TREAT

Madman. Derren's game of Trick or Treat continues as Steve is shown the darker side of London by being given an opportunity to live life as a "street" madman.Derren's game of Trick or Treat continues as Steve is shown the darker side of London by being given an opportunity to live life as a "street" madman. (DkNwSw)

05:25 'ALLO 'ALLO!

Series 1, Episode 6. After René's supposed execution, Herr Flick insists that his funeral be attended by senior officers to seek out the members of the Resistance.After René's supposed execution, Herr Flick insists that his funeral be attended by senior officers to seek out the members of the Resistance. (DkNwSw)

05:55 'ALLO 'ALLO!

Series 1, Episode 7. In retaliation for the killing of René, the Communists kidnap the Colonel and the Captain and the officers manage to get back The Fallen Madonna.In retaliation for the killing of René, the Communists kidnap the Colonel and the Captain and the officers manage to get back The Fallen Madonna. (DkNwSw)

06:25 THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW

Series 10, Episode 7. Graham's guests include Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek and Jimmy Carr. Plus, Coldplay perform live in the studio.Graham's guests include Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek and Jimmy Carr. Plus, Coldplay perform live in the studio. (DkNwSw)

07:10 THE WEAKEST LINK

Series 10, Episode 80. Quiz show where contestants work together to build up the prize money before going head to head in the final round. Hosted by Anne Robinson.Quiz show where contestants work together to build up the prize money before going head to head in the final round. Hosted by Anne Robinson. (DkNwSw)

07:55 THE WEAKEST LINK

Series 10, Episode 81. Quiz show where contestants work together to build up the prize money before going head to head in the final round. Hosted by Anne Robinson.Quiz show where contestants work together to build up the prize money before going head to head in the final round. Hosted by Anne Robinson. (DkNwSw)

08:40 COME DINE WITH ME

South London - Day 5. Amateur chefs attempt to wow each other with their culinary skills, each hosting a dinner party in the hope that they will win a £1,000 prize.Amateur chefs attempt to wow each other with their culinary skills, each hosting a dinner party in the hope that they will win a £1,000 prize. (DkNwSw)

09:30 THE VICAR OF DIBLEY

Arrival. The Dibley Parish Council need a new vicar after the death of the nonagenarian Percy Pottle. However, they're shocked by his female replacement.The Dibley Parish Council need a new vicar after the death of the nonagenarian Percy Pottle. However, they're shocked by his female replacement. (DkNwSw)

10:00 THE VICAR OF DIBLEY

Songs Of Praise. The BBC religious series, Songs of Praise, sends a production team to Dibley, but Geraldine and David have misgivings about their arrival.The BBC religious series, Songs of Praise, sends a production team to Dibley, but Geraldine and David have misgivings about their arrival. (DkNwSw)

10:30 THE VICAR OF DIBLEY

Community Spirit. It's time for the autumn fair and Geraldine sets out to quadruple last year's tiny taking by finding a huge star to open it.It's time for the autumn fair and Geraldine sets out to quadruple last year's tiny taking by finding a huge star to open it. (DkNwSw)

11:00 THE INSPECTOR LYNLEY MYSTERIES

The Seed Of Cunning - Part 1. Havers and Lynley investigate the case of a murdered doorkeeper from the House of Lords. A second murder suggests a wider conspiracy. Part 1 of 2.Havers and Lynley investigate the case of a murdered doorkeeper from the House of Lords. A second murder suggests a wider conspiracy. Part 1 of 2. (DkNwSw)

11:45 THE INSPECTOR LYNLEY MYSTERIES

The Seed Of Cunning - Part 2. Havers and Lynley investigate the case of a murdered doorkeeper from the House of Lords. A second murder suggests a wider conspiracy. Part 2 of 2.Havers and Lynley investigate the case of a murdered doorkeeper from the House of Lords. A second murder suggests a wider conspiracy. Part 2 of 2. (DkNwSw)

12:30 DEAL OR NO DEAL

Series 3, Episode 362. Noel Edmonds presents the game show in which any one of 22 players could win up to £250,000 by picking the right box.Noel Edmonds presents the game show in which any one of 22 players could win up to £250,000 by picking the right box. (DkNwSw)

13:05 EASTENDERS

Series 257, Episode 18. Phil finally lets Shirley visit him in prison, Tanya anxiously awaits her test results, and Max's conscience is restless after a text from Roxy.Phil finally lets Shirley visit him in prison, Tanya anxiously awaits her test results, and Max's conscience is restless after a text from Roxy. (DkNwSw)

13:35 COME DINE WITH ME

Bradford - Day 1. Amateur chefs attempt to wow each other with their culinary skills, each hosting a dinner party in the hope that they will win a £1,000 prize.Amateur chefs attempt to wow each other with their culinary skills, each hosting a dinner party in the hope that they will win a £1,000 prize. (DkNwSw)

14:25 MY FAMILY

The Wax Job. Ben decides to sell his dental practice and take up a hobby which he finds even more boring, while Susan is moving up the art gallery ladder.Ben decides to sell his dental practice and take up a hobby which he finds even more boring, while Susan is moving up the art gallery ladder. (DkNwSw)

14:55 MY FAMILY

Neighbour Wars. Having run over Mr Casey's dog some years ago, Ben now compounds the misdemeanour by running over Mr Casey himself.Having run over Mr Casey's dog some years ago, Ben now compounds the misdemeanour by running over Mr Casey himself. (DkNwSw)

15:25 MY FAMILY

Can't Get No Satisfaction. Michael and Alfie's internet dating does not go quite according to plan, while Kenzo's piano playing may leave a lot to be desired.Michael and Alfie's internet dating does not go quite according to plan, while Kenzo's piano playing may leave a lot to be desired. (DkNwSw)

15:55 THE VICAR OF DIBLEY

Arrival. The Dibley Parish Council need a new vicar after the death of the nonagenarian Percy Pottle. However, they're shocked by his female replacement.The Dibley Parish Council need a new vicar after the death of the nonagenarian Percy Pottle. However, they're shocked by his female replacement. (DkNwSw)

16:25 THE VICAR OF DIBLEY

Songs Of Praise. The BBC religious series, Songs of Praise, sends a production team to Dibley, but Geraldine and David have misgivings about their arrival.The BBC religious series, Songs of Praise, sends a production team to Dibley, but Geraldine and David have misgivings about their arrival. (DkNwSw)

16:55 THE VICAR OF DIBLEY

Community Spirit. It's time for the autumn fair and Geraldine sets out to quadruple last year's tiny taking by finding a huge star to open it.It's time for the autumn fair and Geraldine sets out to quadruple last year's tiny taking by finding a huge star to open it. (DkNwSw)

17:25 QI

Series 3, Episode 9. Stephen Fry quizzes Alan Davies, Bill Bailey, Andy Hamilton and Helen Atkinson Wood with almost impossible questions.Stephen Fry quizzes Alan Davies, Bill Bailey, Andy Hamilton and Helen Atkinson Wood with almost impossible questions. (DkNwSw)

17:55 QI

Series 3, Episode 10. Phill Jupitus, Bill Bailey and David Mitchell join Alan Davies in the world's most impossible quiz, hosted by Stephen Fry.Phill Jupitus, Bill Bailey and David Mitchell join Alan Davies in the world's most impossible quiz, hosted by Stephen Fry. (DkNwSw)

21:15 QI

Series 3, Episode 9. Stephen Fry quizzes Alan Davies, Bill Bailey, Andy Hamilton and Helen Atkinson Wood with almost impossible questions.Stephen Fry quizzes Alan Davies, Bill Bailey, Andy Hamilton and Helen Atkinson Wood with almost impossible questions. (DkNwSw)

21:45 QI

Series 3, Episode 10. Phill Jupitus, Bill Bailey and David Mitchell join Alan Davies in the world's most impossible quiz, hosted by Stephen Fry.Phill Jupitus, Bill Bailey and David Mitchell join Alan Davies in the world's most impossible quiz, hosted by Stephen Fry. (DkNwSw)

22:15 TOP GEAR

Series 15, Episode 5. Hollywood A-listers Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are in town and they head out onto the test track.Hollywood A-listers Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are in town and they head out onto the test track. (DkNwSw)

23:00 MICHAEL MCINTYRE'S COMEDY ROADSHOW

Leeds. Michael introduces sets from Jack Whitehall, Andi Osho and Sean Collins. The ever-popular Ardal O'Hanlon closes the show.Michael introduces sets from Jack Whitehall, Andi Osho and Sean Collins. The ever-popular Ardal O'Hanlon closes the show. (DkNwSw)

23:45 PEEP SHOW

Series 3, Episode 4. Mark and Jeremy have a disagreement when Jeremy hits on his sister, but things are looking up when Big Suze comes to stay.Mark and Jeremy have a disagreement when Jeremy hits on his sister, but things are looking up when Big Suze comes to stay. (DkNwSw)

00:15 LIVE AT THE APOLLO

Series 4, Episode 2. Al Murray introduces Shappi Khorsandi and Russell Kane at the Hammersmith Apollo.Al Murray introduces Shappi Khorsandi and Russell Kane at the Hammersmith Apollo. (DkNwSw)

01:00 DERREN BROWN: TRICK OR TREAT

Series 2, Episode 3. Doctor Who actor David Tennant agrees to undergo a series of experiments that give him experience the feeling of travelling in time.Doctor Who actor David Tennant agrees to undergo a series of experiments that give him experience the feeling of travelling in time. (DkNwSw)

01:25 DERREN BROWN: TRICK OR TREAT

Series 2, Episode 4. Derren challenges agency worker Angela to use psychological techniques to escape a kidnapping ordeal.Derren challenges agency worker Angela to use psychological techniques to escape a kidnapping ordeal. (DkNwSw)

01:50 THE VICAR OF DIBLEY

Arrival. The Dibley Parish Council need a new vicar after the death of the nonagenarian Percy Pottle. However, they're shocked by his female replacement.The Dibley Parish Council need a new vicar after the death of the nonagenarian Percy Pottle. However, they're shocked by his female replacement. (DkNwSw)

02:20 THE VICAR OF DIBLEY

Songs Of Praise. The BBC religious series, Songs of Praise, sends a production team to Dibley, but Geraldine and David have misgivings about their arrival.The BBC religious series, Songs of Praise, sends a production team to Dibley, but Geraldine and David have misgivings about their arrival. (DkNwSw)

02:50 THE VICAR OF DIBLEY

Community Spirit. It's time for the autumn fair and Geraldine sets out to quadruple last year's tiny taking by finding a huge star to open it.It's time for the autumn fair and Geraldine sets out to quadruple last year's tiny taking by finding a huge star to open it. (DkNwSw)

03:20 DERREN BROWN: TRICK OR TREAT

Series 2, Episode 3. Doctor Who actor David Tennant agrees to undergo a series of experiments that give him experience the feeling of travelling in time.Doctor Who actor David Tennant agrees to undergo a series of experiments that give him experience the feeling of travelling in time. (DkNwSw)

03:45 DERREN BROWN: TRICK OR TREAT

Series 2, Episode 4. Derren challenges agency worker Angela to use psychological techniques to escape a kidnapping ordeal.Derren challenges agency worker Angela to use psychological techniques to escape a kidnapping ordeal. (DkNwSw)

04:10 TOP GEAR

Series 15, Episode 5. Hollywood A-listers Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are in town and they head out onto the test track.Hollywood A-listers Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are in town and they head out onto the test track. (DkNwSw)

04:55 MICHAEL MCINTYRE'S COMEDY ROADSHOW

Leeds. Michael introduces sets from Jack Whitehall, Andi Osho and Sean Collins. The ever-popular Ardal O'Hanlon closes the show.Michael introduces sets from Jack Whitehall, Andi Osho and Sean Collins. The ever-popular Ardal O'Hanlon closes the show. (DkNwSw)